had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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