we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
