yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
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