Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Life without a bra equals bliss.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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