party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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