My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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