yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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