How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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