Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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