my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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