your room smells of hookers.
And success
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
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