Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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