Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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