Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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