When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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