and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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