Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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