if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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