Do vagina's smell?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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