how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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