This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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