did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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