is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
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