Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i will never coherently bang her
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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