He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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