It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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