I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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