it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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