Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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