If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Come see our sink grown plant.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
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