Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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