if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Randomize
