Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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