Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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