Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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