Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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