You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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