she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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