? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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