ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
This baby is an asshole
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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