So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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