yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Randomize
