i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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