She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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