he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I think a kid would responsible me up
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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