She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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