i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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