OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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