So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Your cock deserves a montage
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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