And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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