I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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