If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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