can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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