I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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