hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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