The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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