you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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